A tourist arrives in america looking for culture

A tourist arrives in america looking for culture.A tour guide suggests a trip to the local indian reservation.They arrive at the reservation and the guide shows him around andanswers all his questions on the history of the place.After a couple of hours they decide to call in to a run down little barfor a drink.The tourist noticed that there was an old indian sat in the corner, andpeople kept fetching him drinks. The guide said that his name was Sitting Bull, and he was noted to be the worlds best memory man.It was tradition that anyone who entered was to ask him a question, and if the correct answer was given, you should give him a whisky.The tourist thought I'll ask him a question about Association footballhe won't know anything about that.As he approached the indian he asked, "Who won the English FA Cup in1972?"Sitting bull looked up studied the tourist for a second and said,"Leeds United, a giant in the English game. Leeds won 1- 0 againstArsenal, The goal was scored by a top class English International by the name of Allan Clarke."The tourist was flabbergasted, he gave Sitting Bull the whisky and left.Ten years later tha tourist was in America and wondered if Sitting Bullwas still at the reservation. He made the trip to the reservation and surely enough Sitting in the corner was the indian.He asked the bar man for a whisky and on the way to the corner decidedto greet Sitting Bull in his native tongue.He approached the table and said, "How!"Sitting Bull looked up furrowed his brow and said, "By a diving headerin the 18 yard box, you idiot!"